have not been around.

( irl )

i don't normally write about RL, i think; not in any sort of depth, anyway. but since it's the new year, and i made alla them resolutions, i figured i would recap and see how the ACTION is coming.

( first week of 'ten is ROCKING. )

(GUESS WHICH ONE OF US IS THE ONE RECEIVING MH SERVICES:)

"i'm going to crash hard, like that guy -- ?"
"? -- evil kineivel?"
"no, the one that slept -- "
"brian wilson?"
"no, like the one that slept for twenty years."
"23-year coma guy?"
"no, he like, slept -- ?"
"rip van winkle?"
"YES."

is that good communication or what.

brought my laptop to work today because it's shitty and it's saturday and i'm still getting over the stomach bug of DOOM. i'd fully intended to sidebar all of my clients' trivial boredom weekend bullshit that i usually entertain, in favor of editing this story that i have finally finished (uh, yeah, k-boo, that one i emailed you WEEKS AGO, with the ( Read more... )

client attempted suicide last night via wearing four nicotine patches and smoking a butt. this is because i told him i was going to call him later and forgot to. I DO NOT EVEN KNOW ( Read more... )

new client came in today, literally screamed sobs at the top of her lungs, and it was such controlled borderline bullshit that i just stared at her with no reaction whatsoever. and she stared back at me, like, well? and hahah i had nothin. if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say nothin at all ( Read more... )